Scientists Now Believe Death of Great Ape Triggered Collapse of Western Civilization
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Cincinnati, Ohio – Scientists now believe they have pinpointed the exact day Western Civilization began it’s freefall into utter degeneracy and suicidal nihilism: May 28th, 2016. “After an exhaustive multi-year study, we now believe with near certainty that the death of a 17 year old western lowland gorilla started a series of events that led to the collapse of Western Civilization.” Professor Dean Erickson told Obelisk reporters.
Scientists Now Believe Death of Great Ape Triggered Collapse of Western Civilization
Scientists Now Believe Death of Great Ape…
Scientists Now Believe Death of Great Ape Triggered Collapse of Western Civilization
Cincinnati, Ohio – Scientists now believe they have pinpointed the exact day Western Civilization began it’s freefall into utter degeneracy and suicidal nihilism: May 28th, 2016. “After an exhaustive multi-year study, we now believe with near certainty that the death of a 17 year old western lowland gorilla started a series of events that led to the collapse of Western Civilization.” Professor Dean Erickson told Obelisk reporters.